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Hotel California

1)The most kick-ass song on Earth!
2)An imagionary place made up by The Eagles. It sounds so freakin awsome!

1) I LOVE THE SONG HOTEL CALIFORNIA!
2)I want to go to the hotel california!

by Barqs October 10, 2004

398๐Ÿ‘ 111๐Ÿ‘Ž


Habbo Hotel

When you are in the verge of commiting suicide, you go to this crappy site.
Some people actually waste their money
to look better, so they can get "screwerd."

Before I shoot myself in the head, let me go to habbo hotel, afterall, it will bore me to death!

by Alexis April 18, 2005

129๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


habbo hotel

Habbo hotel. A giant orange building where there are many rooms with many many 'themes'. You are a 'habbo'. a badly animated pixel bloke/lass who has a p (password) has hackers call it because the word password is banned as are many other words such as pizza and rude words all replaced with bobba. You can control by clicking on where you want to go in a room (where you feel cramped cuz it's overcrowded and lonely cuz you have no furni or people cuz you have no credits cuz your a loser ((or normal person who doesn't waste money on habbo)). Habbo has very VERY strict rules because everyone tries to corrupt the system so the hobbas try to kick everyone. Hobbas are whiny teenage losers who finally get a bit of power when they lie that they are 18 on the internet and become a hobba. They ban you for almost anything and are rather gay. Habbo sucks you in by offering fake virtual furni for real genuine money. If you are hacked or kicked you don't even get a refund. If on habbo hotel for at least a day you will most certainly meet wannabee: hackers, hookers and paedophiles and people who want to cyber (All rulebreakers). Who never seem to get kicked yet YOU do! Habbo SUCKS.

Kids! Don't let HABBO HOTEL suck you in with it's mind washing powers!
Habbo1: Gimme your p and I give you furni!
Habbo2: Here! ****
Habbo1: I have you now! >:D
Habbo2: Nooo! :'(

by Hawke July 26, 2005

129๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hotel 626

Might possibly be known as the scariest online flash games on the computer of all time. At www.hotel626.com this game is ONLY available from 6pm - 6am to increase the atmosphere for the game. It takes place in a hotel where you are trying to escape. An interactive game in which you can use your microphone to sing a baby a lullaby in which if you fail it will wake up and murder you. You can also use your cell phone in which the game will call you and a man will guide you out of the hotel. Highly suggest you play with headphones in the dark for the full game experiance.

Rich: "did you play that game hotel 626 yet?"
James: "hell no that game scared you shitless!"

by HUDeuce June 19, 2010

45๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hazbin Hotel

A cartoon with so much potential but people still put down because they think It's offensive or it's just for brain dead furries.

Jayden: I saw this youtube video called Hazbin Hotel and I thought it was pretty good

Karen: Ugh that show is offensive I can't believe people in HELL are so BAD

Douche: I haven't even watched it but it sucks ass because furry gay medic homotel

by LETSGOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! April 26, 2020

174๐Ÿ‘ 50๐Ÿ‘Ž


hotel smile

The physical expression after having coitus in a paid overnight establishment

"shit girl, You being out with Jason all night gave you that hotel smile"

by Tammitch December 10, 2016


Hotel lobbyist

A guest who spends more time in the lobby than their room. Usually talking to reception staff about uninteresting facts that no body asked about.

Guest: .... and you got to roll your fingers in a downwards motion. Don't tug at it, alot of people think its a tugging motion because it looks that way, but its not...
Receptionist1: oh .... I see?

half an hour later, the guest has just left the lobby. Receptionist is catching up on paper work with a colleague.

Receptionist2: So what was the hotel lobbyist going on about?
Receptionist1:I think he was teaching me how to milk a cow or something?

by Shaniak June 6, 2010

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