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When a girl puts lemon juice and pop rocks in her mouth then gargles your balls.
Boy 1“Dude your mom gave me a Florida jacuzzi last night and man did it hurt”
Boy 2 “Bro that’s disgusting”
Boy 2”Did it feel good?”
The bellybutton.
My girl friend has so much lint in her piojo jacuzzi that she could knit a tube top.
The resulting pool of semen when one blows his load into a belly button
Jonah didn’t clean his cum jacuzzi and got a wet patch that soaked through his t-shirt
using coffee in lieu of water in a cannabis bong
"don't talk to me till I've had coffee"?
psh
whatever
don't talk to ME till I've spent 20 min blazing through a Juan Valdez jacuzzi
When multiple dicks share a single mouth.
Guy 1: Dude we totally had a dick jacuzzi with Isabella B. last weekend!
Guy2: Aw fuck dude I was so wasted that I don't remember it.
When a guy motorboats a girl’s butt cheeks.
She didn’t believe I was about that booty until I gave her the rhubarb jacuzzi!
When you put some garlic butter in a 24k Gold plated ballcuzzi and let the family jewels soak
Tony showed me The Italian Jacuzzi and now my life has changed forever