noise music

Noise music is a category of music used to denote any type of music that incorporates noise into the general aesthetic and/or composition of the work. The 'noise' can be anything from custom-made electronic sounds to simply playing an instrument in an unconventional way to produce a unique sound. While being its own genre, there are many subgenres of other genres of music that incorporate the compositional philosophy of noise, such as noise pop, noise rock, etc.

Noise music isn't for everybody, despite many noise musicians being critically acclaimed.

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Chewbacca Noises

when your dude roomate moans louder than his girlfriend while having sex that sounds like the wookie in star wars

Mom: Hello son, I didn't except you to come visit today.
You: Yeah i got woken up by Chewbacca Noises

White Noise

White Noise is a sound that helps a person sleep, like a fan or thunderstorm.

If I don't have my white noise, I can't sleep

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Squash that noise

To advise someone to stop doing "stop moaning" or "stop chatting sh1t"

Example 1.

Dude 1: Hey bro, I'm going out on the pull tonight so likely I'll be back with some hot totty

Dude 2: Dude, squash that noise, you're always on about it but you never pull cus you're a duche

Example 2. - At the pub

Dude 1: Boy's I'm strapped for cash cus my Mrs left me and took everything

Dude 2: Squash that noise, you know I've got your back, drinks on me dude

Noise hole

Another word describing a person's mouth and/or butthole... but more commonly the mouth since that's where most of the noise comes from half of the time.

Dude... Adrian won't shut his fucking noise hole! I'm going to go over there and shut it for him if he doesn't cork it!

forget that noise

1. An expletive used to show extreme disagreement or unwillingness.

2. A mild oath used in place of "fuck that shit" to dismiss an idea.

1. "Antwon asked me to hop in his ride to score some dope. Forget that noise!"
2. "British Petroleum wants to plug the hole in the gulf with old tires and golf balls. Forget that noise!"

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Noise Bot

A newfag set of advertisements which present cliche T-shirts on Urbandictionary.com. Notice how the text on most of the shirts' models are barely legal, therefore boosting sales.

Noise bot, if you want sales, take pictures of the actual shirts, don't just take a picture of a teenage girl wearing a green shirt-- then using paint to put text over the picture of your product.

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