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Pear shape

A body shape with bigger hips with a smaller waist and chest in comparison, that is not as "universally" perfect as the hourglass. But it is still beautiful feminine shape.

But White guys hate this shape because they usually prefer boobs anyways. Actually most of them just want the bust to be big with everywhere else to be small and thin. Like the media portrays.

This Rzorbender guy has the nerve to say big hips make a girl not "hot" anymore and is against girls going through puberty because he is a closet pedo. Womanly hips are always hot. But people like him are brainwashed to like anorexic body types with no hips. A pear shape is better than a rectangular shape.

An apple shape with a big waist is unattractive. But a pear shape is attractive because it still has womanly hips.

by 538659 December 22, 2013

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pear shaped

A term meaning "to go to hell in handbasket" or "when the shit hits the fan." Reportedly of British or Cockney origin, from the Royal Air Force's description of circular flight paths gone awry, or "pear-shaped."

Also may relate to a popular French Revolution caricature of "citizen King" Louis-Philippe, drawn by Honore Daumier and Charles Philipon in 1832 as a jowly pear. The French term "poire," or pear, was slang for "fool" or "idiot" - and soon thereafter, all caricatures of the King were banned, pear-shaped or not.

"To say that it all goes pear-shaped is an under statement. The reactors go out of control and quickly the effort is not to save the plant, but to minimise the effects."

by farkleberry July 7, 2004

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Pear Harvesting

Men are like pears. There is only a small window of time when they are ripe for a relationship. And like pears, most of the ones you pick will either be not ready or rotten.

I need to find myself a man. Let's go pear harvesting tonight

by Pear afficianado November 21, 2010

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tickling the pear

Euphemism for mastubation. Orginated in the Harry Potter fandom. It comes from the fact that to gain entrance into the school kitchens, one must tickle the pair on a painting of fruit guarding the entrance. Hermione Granger learns this when the Weasley twins let the secret slip.

Harry bit his lip, trying not to let a whimper escape as he tickled his pear, fantasizing desperately about Dobby the House-elf.

by some rabid fandom lurker March 25, 2005

36๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Asian Pear

to dip your scrotum in a cup of sake and then dip your scrotum into your partner's mouth

What are we gonna do with this cup of sake. I say we give her an Asian Pear.

by M Smoov July 3, 2009

13๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


pear shaped

Quite often people's shapes, are compared to fruits, like pear, melon, or banana shaped.
The only shape that has no fruit connected to it is the hourglass shape.

Body parts like breasts can be compared to shapes too:
Melons (full and round), pear shaped (half full, most people have this), pointy (where the nipple sticks out), hangtits (hanging banana's), or flats (no tits)

Yeah, you have something there that men love! Just go for it, and have fun tonight!

by Fukaface! December 17, 2010

373๐Ÿ‘ 228๐Ÿ‘Ž


Velvet pear

slang term for a male scrotum, especially one that isn't too hairy and is pear shaped i.e. two lobes on the bottom ascending to a graceful neck where the penis is attached

Ooh, honey, when I got a look at that velvet pear, I just had to go down on him!

by The (Real) Great Western Satan November 20, 2009