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Michael Phelps requires extensive care and feeding. Typical amount consumed in a day ranges around 12,000 calories.
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n. A picture taken of someone ripping a bong and then tagging the photo on Facebook or Myspace without prior consent.
Johnny is such a douche i just saw 6 phelps photos of me on Facebook.
Hot ass pieces of meat. Gorgeous men who everyone loves.
😛😛 JAMES AND OLIVER ARE HOTTT😛😛
THE PHELPS TWINSSSS
A craze, if not fetish, among the fans of Harry Potter franchise star's James and Oliver Phelps. It developes most often when you look past their beautiful faces, and see their well-kept, muscular, large hands.
"I totally get what you were saying about Phelps Hands now."
"Yeah, they definitely cause lady boners."
"I saw a tumblr all about Phelps Hands yesterday. It caused an ovary explosion deep inside me."
"Me too, girl, me too."
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super hot olympic swimmer who dominated in 2004 with 6 gold medals...
Did you see Michael Phelps in the Olympics? He kicked ass!
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Crushing a full bowl in one hit as though you have lungs of iron.
- Dude, do you think I can Michael Phelps this bowl?
- I don't know dude, but don't do it. I'm tryna hit that.
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"Man, I'm gunna Michael Phelps this shit and see if I can swim like a dolphin afterwards."
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To take off with a quickness. To Book it. To Jet out. jettin.
To leave very quickly, vacate as fast as possible.
We swam past all the jellyfish, high.5ed the buoy 20 minutes later and Michael Phelped it back like a mermaid out of the sea! We were so scared of the jellyfish.
M.Phelp it dude, the boat is coming!
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