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Rat possum
First you take the rat then add a posom, then it becomes really awesome.
Rat possom! (Ooh-ooh)
Rat possom! (Ooh-ooh)
Rat possom! (Ooh-ooh)
Is it rat or possom, I don’t know
I’m making this up as I go
And If the merging doesn’t work
Then they’ll both start to smirk
Rat possom! (Ooh-ooh)
Rat possom! (Ooh-oo. h)
Rat possom! (Ooh-ooh)
If the rat doesn’t cooperate
Turn it into wire that is great
Rat wire! (Ooh-ooh)
Rat possom! (Ooh-ooh)
Rat possom! (Ooh-ooh)
If the possum isn’t awesome
Then hit it with a blossom
Rat possom! (Ooh-ooh)
Rat possom! (Ooh-ooh)
Rat possom! (Ooh-ooh)
RAT POSSOM! (cha cha cha)
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first you take a rat, then a possum, then it becomes freakin awesome. This is called a rat possum.
1. The collective of people from the backwoods, swamp regions, country, or otherwise rural areas that possess possum-like attributes, i.e. long frame, thin face, close eyes, and long nose.
2. Those that might possess the physical attributes of an inbred population.
3. Those that rarely enter heavily populated areas, only purchases beer and ammunition, and quickly retreats to their native area.
1. "Squirrel season must be about to start. All the possum people are in town."
2. "They're married, but they look like siblings. They must be possum people."
fahyuh r POS-uh m
Noun
A man, or someone claiming to be a man, who suggests that he and other men should gather and have an outdoor fire (i.e., in a fire pit or outdoor fireplace) and consume alcoholic beverages. After receiving agreement from the group and prior to the fire being lit, the fire possum ceases communicating with the group. Thus he will play possum prior to the lighting of the fire and kills the event.
A fire possum will often be heard claiming the next day “I no gay?!” Closely related to an Irish Goodbye and clairavoidance.
Ernie sent up a flare that we should come over for some whiskey and fire, but as usual, he turned into a fire possum and no fun was had...
australian; aussie; no particular attributes, except their ockerinity
"have you spoken to the possum pokers about that yet?"
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A word which means the same as 'awesome', except that by adding 'possum' at the end it sounds waaaay more awesome. Just because it rhymes. Contrary to its name, it has nothing to do with possums at all, and is just there to make it sound more interesting e.g. Liar liar, pants on fire.
Zak: "Hey dude, do you remember Sisqo's Thong Song?"
Caleb: "Yeah man, awesome video eh?"
Zak: " "Yeah man. Awesome possum!"
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the act of pulling out your phone only to pretend that your gonna text someone to prevent looking like a lonely loser
uhg where are these guy, i always get here first, ehh i gotta possum text i dont want to look like a loner
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Slang for "opossum stomp".
Wrestling move in which victim is held upside down by the ankles and smashed violently, headfirst, into the ground.
This is a completely justifiable and necessary recourse in the event that one's opponent is "playing opossum", or just being a bitch.
"Boy, I'm gonna' possum stomp your head into your ass," laughed the friendly neighborhood policeman.
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