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when the guy mixing the drinks isn't drinking them himself because 'they don't drink'
Bill says don't play cards when your drinking with a priest.
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Slang term for a virgin, only applying to males. It refers to the fact that priests are virgins, or at least they're required to be. Usually used in an offensive manner.
"Dude, have you ever gotten laid?"
"No"
"Haha ya priest penis!"
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A town in northern Idaho, manly noted for its failing lumber industry, streets with no sidewalks, and its hate for people from California. It is also known as the shithole between the annoying assholes from Spokane Washington and the gorgeous haven of Priest Lake.The best place to eat is Mac's, a local gas station. If you don't own an ATV or a gun, there isn't much to do. and the internet is slow as fuck. the people who drive through often say "hey, that looks like a town, only smaller"
Priest River passed a law outlawing education, liberalism, and black people.
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That catholic priest diddled them all there innocent childs!
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an exclamation of surprise, dismay, emphasis, etc (a euphemism for Jesus Christ)
Judas priest What happened in there.
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Lemonade that comes from the Priest's dick. Freshly squeezed.
Hey Johnson would you like some lemonade?
Where is it from?
Freshly squeezed out of the priest's lemonade dick!
When a string or elastic is tied around the penis in hopes of making a crude form of birth control. Often forming a black ring around the constricted part of the penis resembling a priest's collar.
" Yea I definitely gave her the dirty priest last night, I don't need any kids"
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