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To be tricked, decieved or outdone. To be imbibed with false accountancies of produce.
Person 1: Hey guys i just got a Mars bar for 70p from the shop.
Person 2: They're 40p next door man.
Person 1: Really?
Person 3: It seems that you've been diddled my friend
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The act of inappropriately touching a person under the legal age of sexual activities. Usually performed by Fry Shapland and Jay Inglis. Can be done in any occasion and can also be related to Paedophilia
Jay: "Holy shit did you hear about fry?"
Kaycee: "No, Jay you handsome fellow to tell?"
Jay: "Apparently he diddled the hell into an entire Orphanage"
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Conned by a northerner
Guy 1: That tradesman overcharged me for the wall he built for me
Guy 2: By how much???
Guy 1: £2000
Guy 2: You've been diddled mate
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To be memed on by the TSD crew
Ohhh...shit thy hath been diddled
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"I'd diddle her."
"Dude who the fuck uses that word what the fuck why am I friends with you?"
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In short, to fool around with oneself; to masturbate; to commit Onanism.
Preferring toys to men, she diddled Valentine's night away.
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when one of the female gender fingers themself to the point or orgasm
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