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Annoying little son of a bench
Can talk for hours
I have that Rob the Robber
A woman who gives off that "I'm crazy and could potentially cut off your penis while you sleep" vibe. It is usually more easily identified when the victim is accompanied by close friends.
"Hey Chad, can I steal you away for a sec? WTF, dude? Did you not see her eyes? That chick is a Nob-Robber for sure! Back me up, Paul..."
"Yeah steer clear of her, Chad. She's not worth losing lil' Chazz over!"
An erection caused by the act stealing of various objects
check out that guys pants he is definitely stealing, you can see by the robber boner in his trousers.
Someone who robs people of there Juul device.
Me: yo i robbed that nigga caleb daniels for his juul this shit bussin!
My nigga: Damn bro u deadass a juul robber.
So you're at a party, taking a huge dump. But this dump is probably six Katie Courics or higher!
Without flushing, you wash your hands and go downstairs to show your bros.
You just walk into the bathroom with your bros when suddenly - a TURD ROBBER.
He was sitting on the toilet, pretending he was the one who dropped your kids off at the pool. That bastard.
Kate Bosworth, Julia Roberts, Matt Damon, Turd Robber
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A man who consistently dates woman likely to die childless in order to avoid dating a woman fit for motherhood, and the responsibility therein.
John could get any girl he wants; but, over the last three years, John has dated different mentally unstable woman at a rate of one per year. John, would never wed or impregnate these woman on a clear mind. The reason John dates these woman is because it allows him to avoid the responsibility of dating a woman of high caliber. He takes pussy from girls destined for the grave, thus John is a Grave Robber.
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