Third Wheel

One who deters the socialization of a couple, perhaps when being invited out of pitty or through a feeling of duty. This person may be eased into the situation by being allowed to stay in an envirnment he or she has become accustomed to (perhaps a kitchen, where the third wheel can bake cookies for the couple.) The third wheel may feel uncomfortable about watching the couple canoodle on his her her sofa, but none of this is taken into consideration.

Emma is such a third wheel/ cock blocker.

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January third

National Mac n cheese day.

Run around and give your friend some Mac n cheese.

Even if their lactose intolerant, they gon eat the cheese.

Guy1: yo wassup bro’s hold your hands out
Guys 2 and 3: *holds out hands*
Guy1: *plops Mac n cheese in their hands* enjoy bro’s
Guys 2 and 3: aww thanks man
Guy 1: don’t sweat it, it’s January third, national Mac n cheese day.

third hole

another word for anal, or anal sex

A. Many hetero couples are engaging in the third hole.
B. So did Ann.
A, aw sooo horrid!

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Third Testicle

(n.) The presence of a third body in one's scrotum. Most likely cancer. Get yourself checked if you think you have a third testicle.

Douglas: "Neil, check this out! I have a third testicle."

Neil: "Doug, I hate to burst your bubble, man, but that looks like cancer."

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third beer

The point of no return.

I wasn't going to get drunk tonight, but after my third beer I got the thirst.

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third level

Third level is also used frequently as a noun, such as in this pensive statement:

"ah, Donny...what a third level!"

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Third Wheel

One who Google's the words "third" and "wheel" (together) after being named such.

SEE ALSO: Forever Alone

Johnny went home and Google'd "third wheel" after being called one. He hasn't gone outside since...

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