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Taking a trip with a beautiful woman to a tropical island and not getting laid.
Looks like the trip turned into a tropical depression.
A mixture of bodily fluids (urine + semen) mixed together to form a cocktail of juices in the arse.
“It was so good I gave her a tropical flush last night!”
When you’ve eaten a shit ton of pineapple and jizz streams of yoghurt all over that dumb sluts face that you picked up from the bar at closing time. Helps if you have the pina colada song playing when you bust yo nut... “if you like pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain”....
Yo Jimmy, I ended up going home with that Lucy chick from the bar last night, gave her a tropical seltzer! She stormed out before her Uber had even arrived...
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When you smash back a shit ton of pineapple just to blow your load all over some dumb sluts face
Shit man I picked up the dumbest slut at the bar last night, but it’s all good because I’d eaten copious amounts of pineapple earlier so I gave her a tropical seltzer then sent her on her way back to the pigsty she crawled out of
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When a ginger haired person can not accept their hair colour and decide it's Tropical Brown.
Me.. Leighton mate what colour is your hair
Leighton.... Tropical Brown mate
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v. To be punched by a tropical person (Namely a Pacific Islander) - Common occurance in lower socio-economic metropolitan areas of New Zealand during the evening hours on either a Wednesday, Friday or Saturday when excessive amounts of alcohol are consumed by the populus. More often than not a tropical punch is completely unexpected and unprovoked.
"I was wandering through the square in Palmerston North the other night and out of no where I received a tropical punch."
Gerald: "Why do you have a shiner?"
Eustace: "I was given a tropical punch outside the T.A.B in Newtown last night."
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The feeling of being sick when you go to a tropical place and eat strange food therefor resulting in extreme indegestion.
Don't drink the water in Mexico or you might catch the tropic thunder.
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