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The build-up of white, milky fluid (sometimes snatch blood) after a long jog, walking the mall, running errands, or a long day in general. The crust begins to leak out of the fish hole to form on the outter part of the vag lips forming a mustache-type look as if it were in a Got Milk commercial. Said crust mostly smells 99% of the time like heavy spice (like smelly Arab) mixed with a fish thats been dead for a week then got pissed on and may flake off at times leaving a trail behind the owner. It is not recommended to eat out someone with Vag Crust as their hygiene may be poor and there are probably feces crumbs and skid marks on her underwear. A friend did it once after losing a bet and contracted Hepatitis C, grew hair on his tongue, and now associates vaginas with dog shit and dead carcasses.
In order to indirectly break-up with a friend, his girlfriend didn't shower for a week and built up a weeks worth of Vag Crust. After having done so, she tried to get him to go down on her. He turned out to enjoy the rotten taste of Vag Crust and has had so much of it that he now looks like someone with down-syndrome on meth that just just smelled dog shit.
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Any disease of the vagina accompanied by a sickening odour and or decomposition of the vaginal tissue. Carried exclusively by Peruvian sailors. Very bad news, ladies.
He removed her panties and recoiled as the stench hit him. As he began to gag, he knew it could be only one thing - Vag rot!
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The most disgusting low life that can exist , for example : why did you rob that old lady you vag maggot
why did you rob that old lady you vag maggot
A tramp stamp located on the front of a female's body in the lower stomach or groin area above the vagina, hence the name.
She dropped her pants and we all saw her vag badge.
An amazing pussy or total fucking awesomeness
Woah dude, she's got such a rad vag!
Dude that stunt you just pulled was so rad vag man.
A random dude that a chick uses for sex.
I'd rather be alone than with some vag filler who's wrong for me.
She doesn't care for him, he's just her vag filler.
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It is written that King Tony Svahn of Vagalot be'ith the only Vag Master to walk the earth. He slay vag that stands before him and lets no one stand in his way. All Hail King Tony of Vagalot.
King Tony is the Vag Master that slay'th my girlfriend.
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