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Pillow Thoughts

Ideas before going to sleep that you realize are ridiculous the next day.

Dood 1- Damn i was sure i wanted to start selling coke today and get this benzo but i got mad shit to do.
Dood 2- Well maybe you should cut the pillow thoughts and get a jerb.

by Bilbo Illsaggins February 26, 2009


Thought Tivo

When a person forgets something they were thinking about (usually a recent thought) and then is able to remember it again by rewinding back through your thoughts to recall the original thought.

"Dude... what was i thinkin about dude, i wanted to say something..."

"Uhhh... dude?"

"Whoa man! i remembered what it was dude, i Thought Tivo'd that!.. I wanted to tell you i think your sister is hot"

by JGII July 8, 2009

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Thought sauce

An inspiring piece--a song, a beautiful bird, a handsome fellow, a smooth & delicious glass of scotch....

I was creatively stuck, but I heard Boney M. for the first time & suddenly, I wrote like I'd never written before. It was truly a divine shot of thought sauce.

by stripeypajamas September 25, 2016


Gonzalo Thought

Gonzalo Thought is a social and political theory originated by Abimael Guzman (also called "Gonzalo"), who was the chairman of the Communist Party of Peru-Shining Path. It proposes following the military line of struggle, by militarization and concentric construction of the party. Gonzalo also believed that such a revolution in a single country could spark a world revolution.

Apply Gonzalo Thought! Death to parliamentary cretinism!

by KalingaMaoistTiger January 29, 2022


Thought Boner

A rock hard idea.

Jim: "dude, soooo bored. what should we do tonight?"

Kaleigh: "oh bro, i just had a throbbing blue vein thought boner!, We should do (insert rock hard idea here)!"

Jim: "Brap Brrrap! Let's do!"

by Donkey Bear January 8, 2011


Insomnia Thoughts

Thoughts one has while trying to get to sleep. Usually it keeps them up at night, whether it be because of stress, fear, endearment, or without an explanation.

"Dude, Rebecca has been giving me insomnia thoughts."
"Dude, me too."
"Like dude where's my sleep, you know."
"I know, dude. I know."

by I love cows. August 2, 2018


thought bandit

When a person or group borrows an idea, phrase, sentiment or personal story, only to use it liberally as their own.

Made the mistake of using the word 'arsenal' in a presentation. Some guy in the office has been using it every day in pure thought bandit form.

by Auddogg November 2, 2010

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