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One of the largest railroads in the world, the second largest freight carrier in Canada next to CN. A major player in the transportation sector, this company breaks profit records yearly, while treating its burnt out workforce like garbage. Trains are regularly staffed by tired, overworked crewmembers. Hard working junior employees are often rewarded for their hard work and committment by being laid off or forced to work in terminals 200 km away.
On call 24/7, most railroad employees have a poor social life, with high rates of infidelity rampant at both hotels for the crewmembers and at home with the wives while their husbands are at work. Pay is relatively poor for the hours worked: while many employees make $80,000 or more per year, they often log well over 3000 hours of service, which puts them in the same payscale as a manager of 7-11.
Joe can't come out for drinks tonight because he's 10 times out and doesn't know who is going to book sick ahead of him, which is typical when you are a loser who works for Canadian Pacific.
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Union Pacific is an awesome railroad. It is the only class one railroad in the United States with an active steam program. The railroad owns and operates a northern and a challenger type steam locomotive. Union Pacific helped Central Pacific to build the transcontinental railroad across the United States.
I wish I could railfan the Union Pacific line.
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The perineum of a celibate gay man.
Ever since Clark swore off sex, his anus has been a very pacific rim
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When you get an underwater rim job
-Hey dude how was the beach house with Casey last week?
--It was amazing, she gave me a pacific rim
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When a man excretes ejaculate into a woman's mouth who is lying on her back and then precedes to jump up and down on her stomach until she viciously fires the sperm wad out of her mouth and into the sky at a high speed.
Hey Amelia, do you remember when I Pacific Blowholed you and it landed on my aunt's baby?
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A small suburb next to Santa Monica, California. The worst possible place to live as a teen. Lots of undercover drug and alcohol use. Filled with snobby celebrities and small children who usually attend private school. No night life.
person 1: hey where do you live?
person 2: pacific palisades
person 1: so your like rich?
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Pacific Islanders consist of Polynesians, Micronesians, Melanesians. They are big, strong, fast, skinny, buff,and many more. They are known for playing many sports especially rugby🏉Their culture is amazing and fun to learn about. They care a lot about their families and will do anything for them🤞Pacific Islanders can be scary if you mess with them and make them mad but other than that they are very friendly.
Pacific Islanders are friendly when they want to be!
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