ouch raisin

The annoying buzz buzz that thinks it's ok to rub it's bare butt in your peanut butter and impale your children with it's acidic butt horn.

"Oh no, that ouch raisin touched my food, lets endanger their species"

raisin

What you must eat in a country where you cannot drink the water. From the Stidfolian dialect of Mexican-Spanish.

You can drink the water, but don't eat the raisins.

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Raisin sack

Shrinkage of the scrotum due to cold temperatures. Used figuratively to describe cold weather.

"Man, it's raisin sack weather out there today! Put on your winter jacket!"

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raisin bag

When it's so damn cold outside your balls shrivel up and hide like raisins.

It's so damn cold in Manitoba that every time I go outside I get raisin bag.

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Raisin Smuggler

A guy/girl having hard nipples showing through their shirt.

Nipples have a wrinkly texture like raisins when they totally hard.

Hey, did you see Stacey's nipples?

Yeah, she's a raisin smuggler.

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Raisin Nuts

Small testicles that resemble the size and shape of raisins. Small wrinkly testicles.

Wow son, you have raisin nuts. How embarrassing.

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Shaky raisin

A pitiful, shriveled, stretch marked penis that has Parkinson's disease and possibly has Alzheimer's. Usually has liver spots and feels like a wet noodle.

I would rather take a two inch punisher up the butt than see a shaky raisin.