The act of sneezing and farting simultaneously
Person 1: "What the fuck was that noise?"
Person 2: "Sorry, I just took a screenshot"
The act of blowing your load all over your phone’s screen after getting off to Japanese tentacle hentai.
Zito had a neckbeard screenshot last night after a long day of being horrible at his job.
When you’re chest and back is flatter then flat
She’s built like a screenshot
Somebody who feels the need to take screenshots of a fellow Snapchatter's snapstorm.
When the Screenshot Warrior Troll has done this, they will usually send their screenshots to the people being talked about in said snapstorm. More often than not, the trolls have first-hand knowledge of the situation being referred to in the rants, something which allows them to stir the situation.
As may be expected, Screenshot Warrior Trolls find themselves removed and/or blocked on Snapchat pretty quickly due to the additional drama they cause, and if after reading a snapstorm they do not have enough knowledge to stir the situation effectively, then they will ask the fellow snapchatter what their story is about.
Screenshot Warrior Trolls are masters of pretending to be friends with the other Snapchatter, so they will come across as friendly in their asking about the snapstorm. But as soon as they realise what and who exactly the other person's story is about, they will screenshot said story and send screenshots of it to the people being talked about like there is no tomorrow.
"I’ve had to remove a couple of Screenshot Warrior Trolls this week. In doing what they did, they showed their true colors. Terrible!
The rule that you can only screenshot pictures on the first snap. You can’t replay then screen shot it
Aron- Dont you know the screenshot rule
Eric- that’s the one where u can only screenshot on the original pic right?
Under strict legitimate international law one has the right to defecate in the pillowcase of all and any persons that, without a warrant, screenshot ones content, whether the content was privately or publicly shared
Person 1“Hey, do you have a warrant for that screenshot?”
Person 2: “no?”
Person 1: “Under Act #34 of the international screenshot protection rights I’m allowed to shit in your pillowcase”
A deeply intense orgasm that causes the entire body to spasm and clench for an extended period of time. Often take minutes to recover from. Can feel like a minor death. Usually comes from a period of orgasm denial or long building orgasm.
My partner had teased me for days, bring me to the edge and then forcing me away from it. When I finally got off, it felt like a Screenshot O.