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1. A large quantity
2. A quantity beyond measure
That is a shit-ton of homework.
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Unit of measurement of gravkitty.
I had two cats on my lap, so the gravkitty was, like, twenty meowtric tons.
A phrase describing something that is of greatness.
Anthony: Casa De Mi Padre is tons of guns!!!
An unbelievably large amount, larger than a shit-ton. Generally speaking, take an quantity of something that an average person may have and multiply it by a depressing amount.
Commonly used to describe a buildup of procrastinated work that needs to be done in a very short period of time
Friend: Hey you tryna grab a beer tonight?
Me: Dude I’d love to but I have an absolute cock-ton of work to do.
To break the 100 miles per hour barrier, preferably on a motorcycle.
"I was doing ton on the way over here"
"were you going ton-up on the motorway?"
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A unit of measurement used by the US Army, meaning more than the average amount that is bigger than a metric-ton, but smaller than two metric-tons.
PVT Bla Bla has a shit-ton of sand bags to fill after mouthing off.
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like buttload, a term used to describe a large quantity of something
Holy shit! That's an ass ton of rock!
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