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when your missus has BV and you're out of condoms so you stick a Toblerone box on your penis and go to town, then when you've picked up enough of the BV juices and jizzed in the box, you pull out, take the sleeve off, and touchdown it onto her head. bonus points if it lands in her mouth.
Danny gave me a Toblerone Touchdown last night, I'm telling my therapist all about it tomorrow.
When two people celebrate something, one bends over while the other stands directly behind and both proceed to dance.
"Woo hoo, we just won, let's do the touchdown dance!"
Wen dey swang so lo' dey scrape da con-crete
my shi touching down rn, BOOM testicle touchdown
The Tenth Grade Touchdown is a great way to trick your best buds. While in late middle school or early high school a young male uses a 14 inch long piece of floss in his teeth after a couple of days without brushing his teeth, ensuring he uses as much of the full piece as possible.
While the floss is still wet, the young lad then drops his drawers and rubs the floss in there pee hole. After a good scrub he wraps the floss around his penis for the next 3 to 6 hours, or over night.
Once the floss is remover you boy precedes to gym glass to meet his friends in the locker room. He whips out his rig and allows his friends to smell his penis. With the shit smell of the floss on his dong he can then convince his friends he has achieved recent anal sex with a human woman.
“Hey Bud, remember the time I buttfucked Rachel in the 10th grade? I have to come clean, I did a Tenth Grade Touchdown it was all a lie.”
Touchdown Seahawks is a phrase used at sporting events when the umpires or referees make the wrong call on a play that is beyond obvious to everyone else spectating.
Player slides home but gets tagged before reaching the base but still called safe. Guy in the crowd shouts, "Touchdown Seahawks"
In football when there's a questionable touchdown but the refs give it to the home team. Touchdown Seahawks
When dey swang so lo' dey scrape da con-crete
Ouch! My tingy tonsticlies just hit the Testicle Touchdown (Feat. Teezo Touchdown)
Damnss tha so waddington weddish central!!
Means when a person comes into town
Can’t wait until tomorrow when I touchdown.