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touchdown

The act of shitting a turd so long it hits the water before completely exiting the anus.

Huzzah! Dudes, guess who just mede a touchdown!

by Simon April 20, 2006

535๐Ÿ‘ 206๐Ÿ‘Ž


touchdown

to arrive, to pull up, to pop out, to slide, to roll through, to display one's presence

when I touchdown, all my dawgs come out when the sun down - YELLO DICAPRIO

by benedict chan June 12, 2021

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Touchdown

1: When an aircraft or other vehicle capable of flight touches the surface of a planet after a period of flight. also: Landed

2: When a football player puts a football onto the ground inside the scoring area while still holding the ball, scoring some points after having avoided being tackled or having the ball stolen from him from a member of the other team.

1a: Nice Touchdown there Captain!
1b: "Houston, Tranquillity Base here, The Eagle has Landed"

2: Jaggar passes to Murphy, dodges past Robson and he's in the clear! Great touchdown there! another three points to the Eagles for 33 to 29.

by Trent S Hopkinson May 1, 2006

152๐Ÿ‘ 88๐Ÿ‘Ž


Touchdown

A term used in online computer gaming to signify one or more kills with a grenade. Mainly applied to first-person shooter games such as Counter-Strike.

Whoa! He just pwned 4 people with that nade! TOUCHDOWN!!

by big train July 23, 2008

121๐Ÿ‘ 82๐Ÿ‘Ž


touchdown

When you lay down a brick so long it touches the toilet/water at the same time it touches your ass, and makes kindof a connection, like a touchdown.

Damn, that brick was so freaking huge I touchdowned it!

by BoleBjorn April 25, 2006

97๐Ÿ‘ 72๐Ÿ‘Ž


touchdown

when a nigga ain't all-the-way retarded, just got a touch of Down's

Chris Brown looks like a touchdown in his video "Run it."I'm convinced the child is mildly retarded.

by jaysun October 17, 2005

120๐Ÿ‘ 112๐Ÿ‘Ž


Touchdown

When a guy comes all over the face of his girlfriend while she's inebriated, when she wouldn't usually allow it.

Girl: "omg i have no freaking idea what's going on.. this grass is so soft..."
Guy: ejaculates on face
Girl: sputters and frantically wipes of face "omg I'm drowning!"
Guy: puts it away, zips up pants, runs in circles with arms outstretched like a plane yelling "touchdown!"

by Antigoddess73 October 22, 2008

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