Traffic Cone

That girl that is so perfect shes almost a god, you don't dare mention her name for fear of her rejecting you but you love her so, she is amazong and though there are many cones out there only one is yours...and you hope to have it till the end of time.

"Yeah bro did you see my Traffic Cone? Shes a real beauty"

Traffic Sign

A common tattoo located at the lower back of some females. Basically to direct a (stoned) male where to put his genitalia.

Without seeing Lisa's traffic sign, Chad would have been to stoned to find her pussy.

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traffic lights

a game played by stoners.

usually played with between 2 and 10 people

first take 1 toke hold it pass it when the joint gets back to you breathe out and take 2 tokes hold it . then 3 tokes back to 2 then one. works well with foot longs

dude skin up lets play traffic lights.

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Traffic cone

Mackenzie’s Ketty army

Person one: Are you going to join the traffic cone army?
Person two: of course, the traffic cones will take over

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Traffic Light

The classic hot dog topped with ketchup, mustard, and relish. Named so because the red, yellow, and green that top the dog resembles the colors of a traffic light. Can also be shortened to T.L.

Street vendor: "What kind of hot dog would you like?"
Bill: "Just give me a T.L."
Street vendor: "..."

I ate a traffic light while at the traffic light.

My favorite hot dog is the traffic light.

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Traffic Cone

A cunning device that diverts traffic from a certain area and, also, serves as headwear for drunken students.

"Shit, I nearly hit a traffic cone, could you get out and see if hes ok."

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heavy traffic

Too many girls with big butts in the area.

OH YEAH LOOK AT THIS HEAVY TRAFFIC BOI

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