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When you fart in bed, duck under the covers and inhale a lung full of your own stink gas then blow it in your partners face.
Bitch kept resisting my attemps at a dutch oven so I got her with the turkish shotgun instead.
While you are taking a hot steamy shower you rip ass. Along with that stank ass fart you have a small explosion of shit that sprays all over the walls, wife or husband.
A little known hangover remedy consisting of Turkish coffee and heavy cream mixed with spirits (preferrably a trace amount of vodka). Generally consumed the morning after.
I was feeling like crap the next day until my buddy mixed me up a Turkish Saturday.
When a girl is giving you a blow job, after you jizz in her mouth you throw some pepper under her nose. The pepper will make her sneeze and semen will enter her nasal cavity, thus giving her a Turkish Brainfreeze.
Dude 1: Hey man do you have any pepper? Sharon wants to try the Turkish Brainfreeze tonight!
Dude 2: What? Damn Stacy won't even consider the Turkish Brainfreeze! You're so lucky!
The juice that preludes the semen from a Turkish Penis. Tastes sweet and tangy...
Man Yavuz your turkish nectar is great!
The Cheetahh discord helper known as “Zonkus”, but he lets Iulo call him bestie because they are very close friends.
“Bro, Rat- I mean Ray, define Turkish vibes”
Ray: “ZoNkUs is Turkish”
When a person goes to Turkey to partake in sexual intercourse with the first prostitute they happen to meet after getting off the plane.
- So tell me Nick, are you still a virgin or?
- Yeah, but I’m going to get my turkish citizenship next week.
- Damn dude, congrats. I recommend bosnian citizenship tho.