Two Men in one Cat

What the fuck did you just google

You just fucking looked up Two Men in one Cat in hopes to watch a cat being raped by two men what the fuck are you doing with your life

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those two one guys

How a Native American askes someone if they had seen his drinking buddies.

(speaking in native accent) Hey there have you seen those two one guys? We need to go get us some Budweiser.

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Two asses in one underwear

When two people are always seen together

Helmi and Elli are two asses in one underwear

Two Bowls and One Plate

What did you think this was?
Its just what it says it is.

he had two bowls and one plate

one two, one two

Inane phrase uttered by many people when testing microphones.

Testing, testing, one two, one two. Yeah I think it's working.

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two pigs with one bird

A reference to the crazy popular smartphone game Angry Birds, this is a modern version of killing "two birds with one stone," meaning solving multiple problems with a single solution.

Friend 1: I just invented THC Beer, so now we can get drunk and high on the same substance!

Friend 2: Way to kill two pigs with one bird!

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two [Pepsis] in one bottle

An overly bubbly or dramatic person; one who is highly energetic.

"She is just two Pepsis in one bottle."

Wow - she was talking a mile a minute!
Yeah, she's two Pepsis in one bottle.