Ultra pimp

The pimp of all pimps. a pimp that works for personal gain instead of money. Usually the one person in the group of friends that is the most persuasive, can get anyone to go out with him without even trying. Always has something to do, even when it's just nothing, he can make it seem important.

Situation A:
Sal: Should I buy it?
person1: heres some money, buy it now. I just wont eat dinner.

Situation B:
Person1: I need to study for finals...
Sal: I'm going to see a movie.
person1: ok, I'll go with you.
person2: I'll drive.
person1: NO! I WANT TO DRIVE HIM!
person2: with what? yur bike?
person1: yes...
Sal: its ok, I'll fly. I persuaded the laws of gravity to not apply to me. i can do that because I'm ultra pimp
person3: yup, Sal is Ultra pimp.

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Ultra Thrust

it's when you are about to climax, and you give your partner one finishing
blow, usually followed by a groan or a grunt.

as sweat creeped on randy's brow he gave her his ultra thrust, and then fell asleep.

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Ultra straight

When a guy is so straight that he is only attracted to lesbian girls because straight girls like cock and that's gay

Austin: Yo Aiden, look at the girl over there she's so hot. Go ask her out
Aiden: Dude, she's gotta be lesbian because I'm ultra straight

Ultra Nub

Someone that has no idea what he is doing, and can't help you in any way without becoming more lost. Usually Ultra nubs have the name Chris

Damn that guy is an "Ultra Nub" he must be a Chris.

Ultra Bask

See Basking
The ultimate version of basking; usually intended, rather than unknowing, by the baskee to show if something takes effort or one cannot be arsed.

Linda: Can you run home and grab my shoes?
Ryan: *Ultra Bask*

Ultra-Moxie

A person who really puts themselves out to the world—no hiding their light under a bushel! Someone who finds opportunity and success easily using their natural talents and abilities.

Hey Cam has ultra-moxie after securing us free tickets and dinner for four of us at that new restaurant—and for free even!

Ultra Whore

A transcendent level of whoredom

That girl right there ain't a thot, she an ultra whore.