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A real estate classic. If a home is a total piece of crap, the agent will call it a "fixer-upper".
Not that the agent is lying. You're gonna have to put a load of money into it to make it livable.
"The walls are peeling, there's mold everywhere, water drips where it shouldn't, windows all broken, there's a crazy man living in the basement but don't worry. It's a fixer-upper."
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The place where the residual fluids of eating out a girl reside; it is usually used as a sarcastic reply implying that you ate out a ratchet girl/dirty asshole.
"What's that smell?"
"Probably your upper lip."
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Drugs taken to make one high, usually in the form of pills such as OxyCotin.
To be hopped up on happy uppers is to not have a care in the world.
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Short for "Upper West Side", a neighborhood in New York City, generally starts anywhere from West 66th to 72nd (right above Columbus Circle/Lincoln Square) and goes up until West 125th Street (Harlem). Predominantly white, upper/middle class neighborhood between Central and Riverside Parks and has historically been the home to many artists, performers, writers and liberal thinkers.
We're heading to the Upper West tonight to chill by Columbia and then go drinking on Columbus Ave in the 80s. You going?
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When a female's lower stomach fat roll is so large it hangs down over the vagina making intercourse impossible until the fat roll is "flipped up" out of the way thus making her vagina attainable and intercourse possible.
Danny was ready to have sex with Corrina except for the fact that each time he reached for her vagina he got a hand full of her lower stomach fat. Danny finally figured out that if he "flipped her fat roll up" out of the way he could then reach her vagina and they could have sex.
Did you hear that Danny is dating Corrina? Man, she's fat! Dude, she's beyond fat, she's a "flipper-upper"
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A township in Pennsylvania bordering Philadelphia. Located in Delaware County ("Delco"). It is sometimes called "the gateway of Delco" because it has two main roads in and out of the city (West Chester Pike/Market street and Marshall Road)and because the 69th street terminal provides transportation to and from the city and Montgomery County. It is home of the Tower theater, Sellers library (old "Hoodland estate), and friendly people. The Township has five fire companies and a hard working police department as well as a hospital (Delaware County Memorial). Main roads include the West Chester Pike, Lansdowne ave, 69th street, State road, Township Line (US route 1),Burmont ave, Garrett road, and long lane. The township formally separated from Darby in 1786.
I am proud to live in the fine township of Upper Darby!!!
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When you drop a duece in the tank instead of the bowl.
I upper decked the shitter at Lincoln Station.
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