k-ute

the sarcastic version of ‘cute’.

used when you want to be nice but can’t resist being a sarcastic bitch.

“your new cat is k-ute. it’s not gag worthy at all”

“gee what a k-ute baby”

“that’s not cute, it’s k-ute”

“that lil sneaky is a bit k-ute”

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Kanab, UT

This town is 81 miles East of St.George, UT. It is surrounded by Zion National Park, Lake Powell, Bryce Canyon, and the Grand Canyon. Tourism is very common.

Kanab is the most boring place on earth if you live there. The majority of the population is trailer trash. Kanab has one stoplight. Lots of meth

I drove through some small ass town called Kanab, UT on my way to Lake Powell.

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great wall ute

(Pavement prowler)
Wannabe Mazda that has absolutely no towing capacity or off-road ability and breaks as soon as it sees gravel.

Often requires a friend with a landcruiser to pull him out of sticky situations.

Oh mate I can't believe you bought a great wall ute! If you need my cruiser

to pull you out give us a bell.

Louisiana Ute Punch

A mythically amazing sexual maneuver. The first step is to engage in such violent anal sex that the penis tears through the anus and uterus walls. Now, with part of the penis inside the uterus, the "puncher" proceeds to fist the "punchee" with such force that his hand passes through the cervix and into the uterus. At this point he masturbates himself to climax.

I hate that bitch so much. If I ever got with her I'd try to give her a Louisiana Ute Punch.

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Woods Cross, UT

A suburb of Salt lake City, and also the underdog of bountiful city. Believed to be the hood although crime rates are higher in bountiful, wealthier bountiful citizens just believe that woods cross is ghetto because their rich butts are arrogant and to mentally challenged to acknowledge that it is only the more average middle class that live in woods cross and not actual trashy people. Woods cross was actually rated one of the best places to live near salt lake because of its short commute to slc and is one of the safest most family friendly communities on the Wasatch front. It also has affordable land compared to Neighboring suburbs north salt lake and bountiful. In reality this middle class community only gets a bad name from the ignorant and arrogant upper class of the surrounding communities. If you want to see real white trash go check out the foxboro subdivision of North salt lake or check out west Bountiful city.

Man: where are you from?
Woman: Woods Cross, UT
Man: Hoods Cross?
Woman: *leaves*

UT Two Step

To use the primary fire of your ASMD Shock Rifle to explode the projectile of the secondary fire.

I was playing Unreal Tournament the other day, and I did a UT Two Step on a group of blues.

Ute uncle barryed

When you bust a nut so hard your soul gets sucked into the ute

My boyfriend got ute uncle barryed last night after I gave him a blowjob