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"A drinking town with a football problem." Best known as the location of Gillette Stadium, home of the New England Patriots. Typical, boring Massachusetts town in which activities always involve alcohol, drugs, sex, or a combination of all three. Biggest rival being Mansfield: they may be able to beat us in football on Thanksgiving, but we can drink them under the table any day.
It's Foxboro Founder's Day! What should we do?
Nah kid, its Pounder's Day! Let's get shit-faced and stoned!
Alright, then we can drive past the popos, and they won't notice.
Fuck yeah!
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a (sometimes) kick-ass town that has gillette stadium. is known for its football and drinking, and there are a couple of girls that really know how to give damn good head. The others kinda just suck at it. couple pregnant twelve year olds.. and some now-juniors that tend to stick things (vodka bottles) up their vaginas, who really need to learn how to recycle.
Dude, were you at the pep rally??
Yeahh. Those FOXBORO girls should've recycled...
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Foxboro, Massachusetts is a small, clean town with a population made up of 99% football players and cheerleaders. If you do not play at least 3 sports, you will not be accepted socially. The children here will make your life a living hell. Every girl has slept with at least half of each grade in the high school. Going to Foxborough High School can cause PTSD and/or clinical depression. Holden Caulfield would rather kill himself.
Foxborou child 1: YO DUDEGUYBRO THEAS A FOOTBALL GAME GOIN ON TONIGHT YOU DOWN?
Foxboro child 2: Yea man but only if im hammad, like my fake boston accent?
Foxboro child 3: YEA AND THEAS GUNNA BE WICKED HAWT GIRLZ THEA TOO WE CAN GET THEM DRUNK AN TOTALLY GET WITH THEM DOODBRO
Foxboro child 4: YEA DOOD AND EVERYONE WHO DOESNT PLAY A SPORT WE AUTOMATICALLY THAT THEY CUT THEIR WRISTS
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A smallish town in Massachusetts, roughly halfway between Boston and Providence. Home of the New England Patriots football franchise. The bedrock of the town's population are families that fled there from various Irish neighborhoods ahead of the busing crisis and assorted other encounters with people duskier than themselves. Before WWII, the population was split between Yankee Protestants and Irish immigrants who came to work in factories. Recently, Foxboro has become a bedroom community for yuppies, who decided that the "urban" part of their description isn't any fun anymore once they realized that meant little Madison and Adin would have to go to school with Tamika and Juan. The things these population elements have in common is parochialism, small-mindedness and virulent racism, all of which are prominent in Foxboro's character.
One of Foxboro's neighboring towns, Sharon, is largely Jewish. When their teams play Foxboro's, they are oftentimes subject to anti-semitic harassment, getting pelted with pennies, swastikas sprayed on the court, etc. etc.
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"The Gem of Norfolk County"....not really. The town sucks. Period. No restaurants, a "downtown" that is littered with consignment shops, shitty pizza joints, and several empty buildings that would actually make good restaurants. Overridden by uneducated townies that constantly talk about how great their Div 3 high school football team was in 1994...and have done shit since. The other half is a bunch of transplanted wannabe yuppies that grew up in greater Boston (i.e. civilization), that eventually migrated to over priced subdivisions to form their own little sheltered communities, where bored housewives are gratuitously banging their husband's friends after consuming large quantities of "Two buck chuck" from Trader Joe's. Foxboro is possibly the most uncultured and xenophobic town in Massachusetts. IT FUCKING BLOWS..don't move here.
Foxboro: "The Armpit of Norfolk County"
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Foxboro Hot tubs is a side project of Green Day's.
The names of the members weren't clear, but in a interview Billie Joe Armstrong, the lead singer of Green Day, stated that 'the only similarity (betweem Green Day and Foxboro Hot Tubs) is that we're the same band'.
Their first tour was 15th of May and was held in Oakland, where Green Day originated from.
'Have you heard any of Foxboro Hot Tubs's songs?'
'Yes! The Pedestrian is my favourite!'
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When Members from popular punkish band Green Day (aka Billie Joe Armstrong, Mike Dirnt, and Tré Cool) team up with the guys who play at thier shows with the exception of Kevin Preston, and preform at small venues everywhere under a pseudonym.
Members include;
Reverend Strychnine Twitch (aka Billie Joe)
Mike Dirnt
Tré Cool
Frisco Lee
Jason Freese
Kevin Preston
DUDE! Green Day came on as the Foxboro Hot Tubs and it was AWESOME!
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