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a shitty company law preventing the use of pornography, etc. on a laptop/desktop owned by your employer.
"hmm im feeling a little devilish, ill look at some porn on my work comp, im at home on my own wi-fi connection so the boss can't catch me. (the next day at work) "COMPLIANCE VIOLATION!!! your fired!" says the boss (to the man that earlier looked at porn). This is usually caused by the company putting some shitty office watcher such as Trend Micro offiscan client.
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A commercial violator is a person who has a flagrant disregard for the unwritten laws of TV commercials. To elaborate, the general rule is that when you are watching tv with others and a commercial comes on, you are free to tell whatever idiotic story you like, but when the commercial break ends, the story must be completely finished.
A commercial violator tends to have an endless supply of crappy stories about how their day went. This person does not sit down with the group with the intent of watching tv, but rather conveying some sort of story to the group. As the commercial violator begins their story, the keeper of the remote turns down the volume of the tv to be courteous. The situation quickly goes awry as soon as the commercial is over and the end of the story is nowhere in site.
One must avoid watching tv with commercial violators at all cost. However, if you find yourself in posession of the remote and a commercial violator's story is exceeding its alloted time, it is adviseable that you very discreetly turn up the volume on the television set until he/she stops.
person A: Yeah so I was trying to watch mythbusters the other day and my mom was being a total commercial violator. She was telling some crappy story about something funny she saw on C-Span.
person B: God damnit. How was the situation resolved?
person A: It wasn't, she finished her story and I missed half the fucking show. I did not get my Kari Byron dose of the week.
person B: NOT COOL!
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a situation where your "junk" is blatantly making a fool out of yourself
man: "how's it going"
woman: " get away from me you have a raging Junk violation
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Doing something awesome and risky that would, at a 'normal' company, be considered a H.R. Violation.
"Last Friday's company dinner was insane! A string of H.R. Violations. John ended up dirty dancing with Nancy and then we smoked weed in the parking lot. One hr violation after the other."
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When somebody you know who is a notorious "name-dropper " crosses the line and starts to reference unpopular people as famous or people that have too many degrees of separation from "said"celebrity, hence siblings, in-laws or distant relations as famous or interesting in any way.
Pablo was pumped to have the sister of the founder of a "major silicon valley social media company" attend his happy hour, Roberto and I both felt this was a major "Name Drop Violation".
When in a social setting, an individual only talks about the work. They have such tunnel vision there unable to discuss any other subject matter that may be interesting to the other party as well. They are at a level of narcissism thinking that other people really want to hear them whine and complain about their work. These individuals tend never to ask questions about what you're doing. On the off chance, if you share some personal information about yourself, they can't remember those details because they are so consumed by their work life.
Sitting in the main square on the fountain, I bumped into my buddy Wayne who I hadn't seen a while, instead of catching up, he committed a Work Talk Violation.
A friend of yours on Fitbit or Apple watch that you are in accountability with has a dramatically low step count on a particular week or ongoing basis. 10,000 steps a day should be a pretty good barometer for most healthy active human beings. If that number drops to 50% or less your "friend contract" requires an announcement of a low steps violation.
Our buddy Nappman moves about as much as a three-toed sloth, he's consistently getting a shout out for a low steps violation.