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Von Lycaon

A hot eastern wolf from Zenless Zen Zero who attracts any hormonal teenagers from 10 miles away.

Amelia: "Omg, Von Lycaon!11! Hot daddy maiden wolf WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF"

Josh: "This is why you get no boyfriends"

by Margooguss August 18, 2022


von trap

(1) The mouth of someone who has a terrible singing voice but continues to sing anyway. This term originated during a 'the sound of music' production at a local theater company, where cast playing the Von Trap family weren't very good singers.

(2) Can also apply to people who don't shut up.

Diana was singing last night at the jazz bar. We wished she would shut her von trap and just let the band play.

Lori was going on and on and wouldn't shut up. I told her to shut her von trap before I came over there and punch her in the jaw.

by D Mueller June 22, 2007

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von almen

when the fearless leader of the midnight crew leaves for the luxury of dayshift.

Steve was saddened; he could not believe his hero Scott was pulling a von Almen.

by midnights January 12, 2017

6๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Von Trappin'

When someone's garments look as if they tore-down-the-curtains-to-make-a-dress (shirt, shorts, etc.) Often floral patterns and tapestry-like material.

Oh gawd, she is Von Trappin'. Hideous!

by Matty Mac May 19, 2006

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Von Douchebag

Created in late 2008, this word was needed to sum up someone so useless, so annoying, so utterly inept at life, love, and work, that standard English language words failed to scrape the very bottom layer of filth this person represents.

Def 1) Failed. Wrong. Useless. A failure epic in nature
Def 2) one who thinks they are Gods gift to everything but so blinded they can not see how everyone thinks they are a sad sad joke.

Tim: Who the hell was that jackass?
Allen: Von Douchebag
Tim: He tried to take over the meeting like he was the only one with half a brain! Does he really think we're idiots?
Allen: Actually I know he does. He's Von Douchebag.

She was supposed to be at work 2 hours ago! She only lives down the street. What a Von Douchebag.

Mommy! Lauren broke my playstation! It won't work at all! She totally Von Douched it!

by Timmy75894 February 3, 2010

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Von Phat

Von Phat is a symphonic comedic rap group consisting of seven long-time friends from Katy, Texas: Phat Phunk Drizzle, DJ Roboto, Sixpac, Dr. Gupta, tYm 2 rImE, Emcee CDG of Da' Undaground and Francis Johnathan Cornwall (the Third Duke of Ellington). The band began when Phat Phunk inspired Sixpac during a round of freestyle after the credits in Vowel Productions' video, "It's Your Lucky Day". Soon after, they, along with DJ Roboto, wrote and recorded their first ever single, "I'm A Gangster". A music video was made, and the boys resumed their present state of living.

Half a year later, out of the blue, a second single, "Rap-A-Bye Baby" was released, featuring a fellow rapper, Masta Hob-Nobba. Not only was the single received well, it would be performed a year later at Cinco Ranch High School's "Mr. Cinco Ranch" pageant in 2007, marking the first ever live performance by Von Phat. After "Rap-A-Bye Baby", the group officially adopted their current band name. During the course of the next year, Dr. Gupta, tYm2RiMe, Emcee CDG of Da' Undaground, and Francis Johnathan Cornwall (the Third Duke of Ellington) would join the ranks of the hip group, as they began production of their first-ever EP, which would include "I'm A Gangster" and "Rap-A-Bye Baby".

In the summer of 2007, on Independence Day, Von Phat released "Milk the Cow EP", which included the hit dance single, "Milk the Cow", and the ever-so infamous "Gupta Mash". The EP was incredibly well received and Von Phat started to gain some name in the world of entertainment.

1.1.08 came around, and "To Be Continued", Von Phat's first full-length album, was released on their website, days before many of the members had to return to school at their respective universities.

OMG!!! Dr. Gupta from Von Phat is SO HOT!!!!

by Forever-a-fan! May 6, 2008

23๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


von sexy

A person usually found bound in what can only be described as "the sexiest of all pants" often german, these von sexy's usually have hair to a length that is directly proportional to their sexuality. Abreviation of "Von Sexypants"

That is one von sexy man right there.
Oh I just want to von sex you up!

by Wados April 7, 2006

10๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž