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Protagonist of the Handforth Parish Council
'I would like you all to please be respectful towards Jackie Weaver'
You and you're military team get shot down on a island filled with commies. You try to regroup with your team but your black teammate named weaver gets shot by one of your guys.
Weaver: Walker?
Walker:Sorry weaver *gun shot*
a very special individual with special learning abilities, whose bowel problems and lush behavior prevent him/her from normal activity.
After a night of binge drinking the special weaver was forced to sleep in the garage, and then scolded for trying to scale the chimney.
A special weaver attempted to fart, but instead stained his pants with an obtuse amount of ass fluid.
An exceptionally epic '70s Soft Rock Ballad by Gary Wright with some sick and kind of creepy synthesizer effects to start the song off making you wonder, "What the fuck is going on!?" if you've never heard the song before, but sending chills down your spine and getting you pumped for Dream Weaver if you have heard the song before. It then does a total 180 when Gary starts singing the first lyrics, and then he segues into the refrain, which is an 11 on a scale from 1 to 10 of epicness. It is a quintessential '70s song. It's a good song to trip acid to, smoke weed to or do mushrooms to.
Dude, I brought the kush. Did you bring Dream Weaver?
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A penis shaped potato with lots of bumps and smells like rotten cheese
hunny, get that Nat Weaver out of my house.
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Sexiest man alive, even when he doesn't speak..at all. His face is gorgeous enough to make you fall in love. Also has the extreme power to make you fall in love through texting.
Jon weaver; I've never talked to you in person but I bet you're pretty amazing ;)
Girl texting jon; *falls in love*
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Pseudo middle class hippies who buy into aromatherapy etc yet drive BMWs.
Have no thought through politics. Buy ecover, but have dish washers. Pretend
to be hippies but aren't. Drinks organic cider. Wears tie dye at weekends. (see also yogurt weaver)
Love reggae and world music etc
a: The Beamer is running so much better now that I've had it's Chakra's cleansed.
b: Don't you think you're turning into a frightful yoghurt weaver darling?
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