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A killer band from a killer city (New York), who fuse together a seemingly unheard of combination of instruments to pretty much make there own genre: "The Upper West Side Soweto".
"Dude the debut album of Vampire Weekend is coming out in 3 days"
"Lets go wait in line"
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When two consenting adults that have never met schedule a weekend getaway for their first in-person encounter. Usually warmed up by mutual facebook stalking and exchange of selfies to make sure that each person is sufficiently physically attracted to the other. The weekend typically consists of dining out, alcohol consumption, copious 'love making,' and occasional awkwardness. Insufficient long-term data to determine if these weekends result in long-term relationships between the participants.
Guy to girl - "sup girl. Enjoyed those pics of you at Chili's w/your girlfriends on facebook. So glad M introduced us. When you flying to Chicago to meet me?"
Girl to guy - "haha. You're funny. What are you doing next weekend?"
Guy to girl - "meeting you at the W for a blind weekend."
A week day taken off work. Particularly when the weather is too nice to be inside. Particularly favoured by people called Rodney.
Person 1: The surf was pumping yesterday
Person 2: Weren't you at work?!
Person 1: Nah, i was having a Rodney's Weekend
Person 1: Man, what a great weekend
Person 2: It's Wednesday
Person 1: It's Rodney's Weekend
A crap Band from portaferry who cant sing, dance or even well lets put it this way they have no talent BAHAHAHAHA
crap
ug
talentless
kids for the weekend
portaferry
When you and at least one other person (at max five others) decide to do something ridiculous over the course of the weekend. This can include, though is not limited too, smoking to high-heavens, drinking till blacking-out is like staying awake, going to Mexico and snorting cocaine off a hookers tit, anything works as long as it is extremely epic.
This event occurs once in awhile, not every weekend. 'Having a Weekend' is an epic event that is similar to a holiday.
At a restaurant, two buddies are observing others
Kyle: They're having breakfast.
Trey: OMG, I want toast and eggs. It smells so good.
Kyle: Ah, dude, we'll just have it when we're having a weekend.
When a person wears trousers that are just a bit too short, so you can see his legs when either standing up or sitting down.
"Ha Ha look at that dudes Short Weekends!"
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A weekend spent exclusively with your boys. The consumption of copious amounts of alcohol and/or illegal drugs is absolutely necessary. Video games, cards, pool basketball, and the viewing of sporting events either live or on television is strongly encouraged. Boys' Weekend is the best time you'll have all week, but only if you abide by the Boys' Weekend tenants. They are as follows:
1. No females allowed – unless you're actively trying to bury your penis inside a stranger. No exceptions. It's called Boys' Weekend for a fucking reason. Unlike bachelor parties, phone calls to significant others are permissible...but only as a means of keeping your relationship alive. Keep it brief.
2. Thick skin. No one likes a sensitive bitch.
3. Be willing to flex on your fellow bros. Puff up, get big, and get ironically aggressive as necessary. Be a Louisianimal.
4. Leave no bro behind. You went in as a unit, you leave as a unit. Boys' Weekend doesn't officially end until every bro is accounted for. If you can't triangulate a dude's location, send out a Boys' Weekend APB. Do your part.
Simple Chris: "Hey Jersey Mike, what's going on this weekend?"
Jersey Mike: "Are you kidding me? It's Boys' Weekend. We are getting fucked up!"
Simple Chris: "My goodness."
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