The act of using ones seminal fluid as an adhesive.
Bro, see that chick over there? Eric told me he skeet welded her to his bed last night.
a tea bag position (like texas tea bag) with the ass on the face followed by a dry fart
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Heβs a north African that Comes from the real hoods , heβs a cute mf , Has the cutest eyes and smile , Heβs in great shape , heβs in love with lifting in the gym and Running.
Either Heβs name is badr or his moms name is moufida hence the nickname.
Weld Moufida is the best
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When two individuals, who have had a high fiber diet for at least two weeks, get butt to butt and procede to simu -poop. The turds breach ass at the same time and meet at a point where they start to twist and push together starting the turd welding process. After a few moments the turds beome one. The turd welding is complete!
See turd welding unicorn for further applications of turd welding.
Girls into turd welding get it in easier. Fuck Yeah!
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The extreme of beer goggles.
He was putting the moves on a chick with a mullet and beer gut. He must have been wearing the beer welding mask.
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A welding school located in Nevada, Missouri that educates people (mostly ex-cons), to weld. They don't really teach a whole lot. But after you do anything (such as weld a particular bead) thousands of times, over and over, till your hands bleed.. I'm sure you will get better at anything.
MWI Missouri Welding Institute
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When the term "Beer Goggles" doesn't go far enough to describe a drunk person's inability to see what s/he is about to do.
Joe: Did you see who John was taking home?
Fred: Yeah, he was totally beer goggling.
Joe: No, he was way beyond that. He had a beer welding shield.
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