A broke man who is beloved by the whole of st Helens. He unfortunately passed away on Saturday 21st of August 2021 after years of wondering the streets and enjoying a good Greg's
Chav 1: Johnny welly man has passed away
Chav 2: and absolutely tragedy R.I.P legend
always there when ya need her, most reliable person i know! and wot makes it worse not only is she the cleverest person i no but one of the most gorgeous people too!
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A unit who lives in the town centre of St Helens. Heβs the best dancer in the world. He also stinks of piss most of the time.
Person 1: βsaw Johnny welly man todayβ
Person 2: βwhat a unit.β
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Don't fancy yours much, she's got a face like a melted welly
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An awesome female with brown hair.
Epic sense of humour.
"Hey, there's a razi spazi belli welli over there!"
Female approaches:
Hannah says:"RAZI SPAZI BELLI WELLI!"
Female replies: "HANNAH SMALLWOODENBELLI!"
someone who has a smelly welly belly smelly.
yo you got a smelly welly belly smelly.
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Blue wellie, when you smack a child with your car only a single wellie is left
Fuck man did you see craven blue wellie that kid?