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Getting beyond your-highest-level of intoxicated while on vacation, having the hotel staff wheelchair you back to your room because of your silly amount of intoxication.
Buddy, I was in Mexico last weekend with the woman, all inclusive drinks got me fucking wheelchair drunk.
If you know Stephenburg, than you sure do gotta love his wheelchair! Stephenburgs wheelchair is about the size of an large pool. Stephenburg, in the other hand is the size of a car.
Elise: Man lizzie that outfit makes you look like stephenburgs wheelchair!
Lizzie: Shutup! You are the size of stephenburgs home! Period 😎
While in the middle of fucking her sideways bend her knees backwards and tie them around your back
"Oi that sheila was never the same after i gave her the good ol' horizontal wheelchair"
When a girl is riding your dick, and right as your about to cum, she gets off and your cum gets all over you
I gave Josh a White Wheelchair after he Clap Sacked me
A type of wheelchair that can be used to wipe out half of the universe.
*Somebody uses thanos wheelchair*
"Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good."
A bendigo wheelchair is a mining cart that is being propelled by the user/s using a stick to push it along the tracks of the underground mining tunnels of bendigo.
Patrick:WATCH OUT!!! sprogs mum is coming in her bendigo wheelchair!!
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Arguably one of the better NASA fields of expertise. When the space race was on and it was Uncle Sam vs U.S.S.R, Astronaut vs Cosmonaut and Cats vs Dogs, the need for unicycle wheelchairs became apparant, and Mr. Nasa was once quoted saying, after they had been developed, "i don't know how we ever got by without them"
The Unicycle wheelchair was brought into the commercial sector at the very second the bee gees popularised close harmonic singing in tight trousers. Although, like toasters, expensive at first, the next christmas every household had one. The ratio in Belgium at the time of Michael Moore's conception was 12 unicycle wheelchairs to every 5 people with cheshire cats.
Through these developing years, people began to tamper with NASA's creation. Gentleman would "PIMP" or "ICE" their "RIDES" by adding "HARDCORE" propulsion systems and a "SICK" paint job. Ladies were not so intent on being the flyest mutha so were content with fluffy dice and a sombrero.
Today they are popular still, especially around buckingham palace.
"Unicycle Wheelchairs are essential for respiration"
"Is it a bird?"
"Is it a plane?"
"No, by Jove, its a unicycle wheelchair"
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