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A town in Trempealeau county Wisconsin that is now the worlds leading producer of Pig Milk. Also known for its many other successful businesses such as Anderson Fabrications. Independence also is the home of several you-tubers that had their videos become viral such as "Spiderman Beat Down" By Bolandm56, as well as a parody to Macklemores Thrift Shop known as "PIG MILK" which was a promotional video for drinking Pig Milk.
Independence, Wisconsin got famous around the world in 2013 when a redneck whom is known as Matthew or "Mattress" (He got the nickname Mattress from a foreign exchange student who was complaining about his boots smelling like shit and also because of his many times mattress surfing around Independence) revieved the world record for biggest bonfire. The fire consisted of an old oversized chicken coop and 50 used tractor tires. You were able to see the fire from satellite and will probably be visible on google earth in the future. This fire caused major pollution around Independence and the effects can be seen in Independence's public school, where a kid that lives near the bonfire site is constantly seen banging his head into computer screens, keying teachers cars, and spray-painting other students rims pink.
Person1 "hey want to go up to Independence, WI? I heard they have some awesome bonfires and I wanted to try some Piggy Milk for the first time"
Person2 "Nah, I heard they only feed the pigs in Independence dead chickens, and didnt you hear about the hillbilly that spraypaints peoples rims pink? I heard he does that because he is supporting pig milk research."
Person1 "But we would have a chance to meet the youtube celebrities that live there, and duh he is a hillbilly why else would he milk pigs"
Person2 "You mean the videos with the; Redneck dancing with pigs, the Ginger kicking a blowup spiderman, and that kid that squeaks every time he talks when he is playing a terrible guitar cover to Enter Sandman? Its a shame that those people got any views at all, Im definitely not going!
Person 1 "but I heard they give away these awesome mini tacos and pig milk samples if you tour the pig milking parlor.
Person 2 "you're weird dude...im leaving.
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Located less than 15 minutes from the Wisconsin Dells, Reedsburg is a great place to stay to avoid the summertime congestion.
If you have been to Reedsburg, then you have been to the Dells, because there is nothing in Reedsburg (besides fine dining and churches... Oh and the best people you will ever meet.)
It's nick name is "the burg" and those who don't use it are seen as outsiders. So when in Rome...
Have you been to Reedsburg, WI? No, but I have been to the burg!
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A small city with a population of 5,000 located in south central Wisconsin. The majority of the population is Hicks, old people, and very bored little children. They are home to the "Redwings" which is unfortunately also a sexual innuendo.
THE REDWING WAY!
....Ew....
Milton, Wi sucks balls.
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A red-neck town, filled with hicks, farmers and druggies. The school is filled with clicks that don't get along, and have a habit of starting harsh rumors. Most of the time students would rather skip school to do drugs. It isn't the best choice for education, or place to make friends.
Do you go to Auburndale, WI?
Yea man, it sucks.
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Frederic is a small town in northwest Wisconsin, there are about 1200 people in the city limits at this moment.
There isn't much to do in town, at the moment there is a bowling alley, and a pool hall. There is also the weekly bestiality show(though we prefer the more politically correct term inter-species erotica) in the town park/coon lake.
No one comes, but i fuck the horse anyway.
The closest superstore(a super Walmart) is in St Croix falls, which is 20-25 minutes away, if you're bored there is always something to do in Walmart(usually retarded (around here we prefer the more politically correct term "mentally hilarious") but always amusing).
There is a fine grocery store and dollar general in town. The closest theater is 10 or so minutes away in siren.
If you are looking to raise kids here, the school systems are adequate enough, if you're into the usual pointless imagination killing rote memory bullshit that is.
The smaller number of kids means that everyone at least recognizes each other, so there is generally a friendly atmosphere in the schools, and the teachers are alright, altogether they are pretty good schools for the average child/teen to go to.
There are actually 3 seasons for weather, the one that is too cold, the one where tornadoes come and fuck your house, and the one with too many bugs.
oh by the way, there isn't actually any bestiality, you probably won't move here now since that was the main attraction, but the truth has an ugly face doesn't it.
nancy: Hey Jim, lets move to this small town frederic, wisconsin, they have accepted me for a better job there!
Jim: I don't even know you or like you Nancy I don't give a fuck where you move and wouldn't go to your funeral if you died, oh and ok lets move to frederic, according to some douche on urban dictionary it is a decent place to live, I didn't read to the end but I heard that there is horse fucking.
Morgan Freeman: and they lived happily ever after...
this is my idea for a movie hopefully coming to theaters near you soon!!!
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Just one of many hick towns in Wisconsin. What used to be all farms, has now developed into much more. Muskego has a bar on every corner, ten banks, three grocery stores, two Walgreens, and a McDonalds.
I'm goin to the Kroeger in Muskego, WI, ya'll.
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Having Wi-Fi internet access while flying.
While heading on a plane to Chicago, Laura was able to tweet about being on a plane thanks to Wi-Fly.
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