wife

what you call your friends girlfriend to make fun of him for not hanging out.

me: hey man want to go snowboarding tomorrow?
friend: I cant, my car is broke down.
me: you meen the wife wont you? pussy.

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wife

an attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.

My place is a mess, I need a wife.

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Wife

Wash, Iron, Fuck, Ect.

Describing the wife's role W.I.F.E

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WIFE

W.I.F.E- Washing Ironing Fucking Ect.

dam your wife does it all

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wife

is another word for girlfriend

I'm gonna go chill with the "wife"

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wife

The woman that you trash talk when talking to one's mistress.

My wife is a complete bitch, that's why I went somewhere else.

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Wife

Sandwich Maker

Wife go make me a sandwich

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