wifing

when a guy decides to make one girl, his number one. At this point he will be talking about loving you, buying you stuff.

Extreme Wifing: moving in, marriage, kids, and *gulp* REAL commitment.

*Remember* using wifey, is more serious then girlfriend but much less than wife. Wife is usually associated with Extreme Wifing, & Marriage.

1) Yo, my girl Jenny is defiantly getting to be wifey material right now.

2) Jenny is such a great girlfriend I'm thinking about wifing her.

3) Mike! you know Jenny is a hoe! why would you want her wifed? so, she can cheat on you again?

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wifing

The act of being a wife. Particularly doing traditional "women's jobs" like making dinner, and cleaning.

Lucky! She is really good at wifing.

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Wife

An extreme hardcore version of a girlfriend.

"I have a wife now."

"Whoa man."

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Wife

The woman with whom you are willing to spend the rest of your life with, the woman that you don't want someone else to take her away from you, the woman that you find the most beautiful in this world, the woman who understands, makes your life complete and worth living till the end of it with her, the woman who is gonna be your soccer team's mother, and the woman that you are willing to give up your life for.

-You obviously married the wrong person if you think like the rest of the people here, so don't taint something as beautiful as the term "wife".

Police Inspector: Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?
Husband: The thief was spending less than my wife.
Inspector: Then why are you reporting it now?
Husband: I think now the thief's wife has started using it lol!

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Wife

Someone who is willingly with you even in your worst days, someone who encourages you , takes care of you and starts a new life with you. Wife is someone who will love you and whom you will love , the whole of them even their darkest and ugliest part. It is a vow to always be with eachother .

"She is my wife. Isn't she beautiful?"

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wife

1. The Good Part - The woman you marry and live with for the rest of your life.

2. The Bad Part - The woman you marry and live with for the rest of your life.

My wife's an angel!
You're lucky. Mine's still alive.

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Wife

The love of your life and the women you want to spend the rest of your life with.

You obviously married the wrong bitch if she's anything like the other definitions you assholes have made.

My wife is wonderful! She loves me and we have so much fun together! I'm so lucky to have a wife!

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