A bit of a wilf = A bit of a wolly. A strange one.
A wilfy woofter.
See that fella over there wearing those bent old trousers, he's a bit of a wilf.
He's a right Wilfred 😂
(of a person) Appearing to shrink out of fear or embarrassment.
The school boy wilfed when he saw his test grade.
or
*Wilfs at the thought of being away from home for a week*
or
Jimmy wilfed when he tried to talk with Susan and no words came out.
Water I'd like to fuck.
A reference to anime female characters such as Aqua from Konosuba, and Suu from Monster Musume.
Fren A: Aqua is such a wilf...
Fren B: A what?
Fren A: A wilf, like a milf, but "water" instead of "mom"
women i’d like the fuck
milf but you don’t have to be a mom
“Are you a wilf?”
woman i like to fuck
(guys this is a joke please)
she's a wilf, definintely.
To wilf someone, to be friend them gain intimate knowledge of a friendship or relationship a person has and then to use information garnered to steal wife/gf/bf.
One man to another "his misses is fit id definitely wilf him"