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john wilkes boof

Is when you convince a friend to boof for the first time and they die from it.

Dude, did you see Chris last night? Larry convinced him to boof some drank and he yeeted his cololn and fell TF out, totally got John Wilkes Boofed.

by ponoche the kid May 14, 2021


The John Wilkes Booth

During a movie or play, you must sneak up on a man with beard and/or top hat and proceed to blow your load in the back of his head. After you're finished, successfully break your leg while fleeing from the scene.

Joe: So how'd you get in the hospital?
Desmond: I gave Charlie The John Wilkes Booth Charlie last night at The Nutcracker.
Joe: Good job, boii!!

by joesimmons March 2, 2011

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John Wilkes Booth

Teh dude that shot Lincoln dead in a theather in 1865.

I know this guy's great-great-grandson, Patrick Booth.

by squee1 August 15, 2005

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John Wilkes Booth

While in a movie theater you blow a load on the back of someone's head and then try to run out before you get caught.

The guy in front of me sure was pissed when I gave him a John Wilkes Booth

by snizzlewizzle May 17, 2021

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John Wilkes Booth

1) the man who assassinated president Lincoln

2) a person who two people have both hooked up with, dated, crushed on or have had some romantic connection with.

β€œRobin Scherbatsky was Ted and Barney’s John Wilkes Booth”

by Oneshyshawty April 18, 2022


West Wilkes middle

Stay away from this hot guy he’s going into 9th grade and he’s mine so back off losers

West Wilkes middle he is hot

by Daddypig087 July 28, 2022


John Wilkes Booth

A variation of the Abe Lincoln performed using another person's pubic hair (i.e., not one's own). The recipient is often extremely surprised to have the John Wilkes Booth performed on him/her as the presence of a full head of pubic hair has given him/her comfort that an Abe Lincoln is not imminent. The individual performing the John Wilkes Booth typically exclaims "sic semper tyrannis" as he launches the pubes. The John Wilkes Booth can be performed anywhere, but is most often observed in theater balconies.

"Damn that Steve. I thought he was being a sweetheart by taking me to a play for my birthday, but then he goes and unloads a John Wilkes Booth on me."

by qqduck October 4, 2007

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