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The most annoying yet most amazing person you will ever meet
Me : *sneezes*
Mom: HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT ME YOU YOUNG MAN WHERE THE HELL DID YOU LEARN THIS FROM YOU ARE GROUNDED
2 seconds later...
Me: Mom I’m hungry
Mom: omg honey want some mac and cheese?
Me: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Good moms: are happy they gave birth to you and will never regret it:) someone who is always there to listen to you and help. Someone who discipline you but only does it for your benefit. Someone who is supportive and will try to help any way possible. Someone to take care of you when you are sick. Basically the best person ever!
Bad moms: One who tells you "I regret having a child like you". Someone who never listens and watches tv instead of helping you with homework. Someone who never pays you any attention. One who abuses you (if they do get help right away). One who curses for no reason. Someone that doesn't make food for you.
Remember having a child is very hard work but that doesn't mean she should abuse you, if she is seek help immediately. My mom is more like the bad mom but I believe its because of the effort and patience you have to have for children, but it doesn't explain why she chokes me like I said if your mom is abusing you get help. I hope your mom is good!!
You: mom: I need help with homework, can you help me?
Good mom: Yes I can help, bring your work here:)
you: thanks mom youre the best!
You: Mom I need help with homework, can you help me?
Bad mom: No do it yourself, cant you see that I am busy?
You: But mom you aren't doing anyth...
Bad mom: don't talk back, do your work by yourself and leave me alone, you can fail for all I care, if you payed attention in class you wouldn't need help, get outta my face.
A woman who gave you birth but literally laughs at everything and says: “That’s cute” to many times to count-
Me: “ Hey Mom?”
My Mom: *laughs at whatever’s on her phone*
Me: “ What’s so funny?”
My Mom: “Here.” *shows me her phone which is 287729370853 years old*
Me: “...What’s so funny?”
My Mom: “The kid!”
Me: “Ha.... ha..... ha........Ha.... so funny...”
Me POV: “Not”
The finder of all things lost that are probably in plain sight but she’s better at looking than you.
Mom, I can’t find my shoes. Can you find them for me?
Who is a girl and you bow down to her and she cleans up after you when you are playing video games.
the woman who breaks your soul everyday just because you didnt do the dishes.... also the one who makes you feel lile a piece of shit):(
mom yelled at me last night because i closed the door slightly harder than usual
The woman that carried you in her stomach for 9 months and most often raised you
My mom and dad divorced but she still takes care of me