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The Witch's Kiss

When your dick touches the inside of the toilet.

In my haste, I sat down too quickly and before I could move my dick away, it was greeted with the witch's kiss.

by Inmyglassprison May 12, 2015

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Whales and Witches

Fat and ugly people

Person #1- Any hot girls at the club?

Person #2- Nope...Just a bunch of Whales and Witches

by Spitairatyew November 20, 2011

12๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shit Witch

A shit witch is a girl that is cute, rich, and popular but behaves in the most ugly of manners. Shit witches are tasked by the Devil with making the world a much worse place.

Wendy is a shit witch, dude. It's just the way it is.

by Jacques Asse June 4, 2009

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Witch's Kiss

When you're sitting on the toilet taking a shit, and your penis touches the underside of the toilet, (where all the pubic hair and pee is) thus getting the Witch's Kiss. This can happen when you get a boner or if you are just hung.

"I was watching porn the other day while taking a shit, and got a Witch's Kiss"

"I'm glad you gave me head after i got a Witch's Kiss. I felt dirty."

by LIZZARDSTOMP January 12, 2010

578๐Ÿ‘ 92๐Ÿ‘Ž


wickedy witch

when a girl masturbates using the end of a broom stick

michele was really jones'n for cock, she couldnt find her dildo so she just did the wickedy witch with her grandmas wooden broomstick.

by the killer B February 13, 2008

21๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Scarlet Witch

Scarlet Witch's powers are telekinesis and mind control. She can also fly.
She gained her powers after some sort of experiment wich included the Mind Stone.
Is in team Captain America.
Is one of the most powerful Avengers.
Outlived brother Quicksilver and boyfriend Vision.
Brave, fierce, sarcastic and strong.
Also known as Wanda Maximoff
Played by Elizabeth Olsen

Scarlet Witch is extremely powerful. She suffered a lot.

by Wanda Maximoff June 28, 2019


information witch

An alternate name for a librarian or information professional. Usually used in a derogatory or teasing manner.

Our group was in the middle of working on project when this information witch came over to our table and told us to be quiet.

by Chrispy Fries & Kenny Chesney October 3, 2010

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