wooden spoons

Wooden spoons is a prank that is purported to be a challenge in which two contestants take turns hitting each other on the back of the head with a wooden spoon in their mouth. In actually, the contest is a prank because usually a third person (who is in on the prank) is hitting the victim in the back of the head with a spoon.

Want to play some wooden spoons?! LOL

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wooden pickle

When an individual (male or female) inserts a french tickler into the anus of there partner and then withdrawls the marital aid and inserts it into the mouth of the victim.

I gave my girlfriend a wooden pickle last night, and she wasn't very fond of it.

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Wooden toenails

An insult referring to someone’s body, or someone who actually has wooden toenail... if you know those kind of people.

Look at you you wooden toenails

wooden forklift

the act of using a very hard penis to, when deeply plunged inside, lift and carry a woman to a desired destination

"Namir couldn't wait any longer, so he wooden forklifted his mistress to his bedroom."

Wooden horse

thing that bladee said in the interview

yeah they're made in Dalarna ehhhh hast, wooden horse, small wooden horse, so you can put in your window and stuff like that

wooden router

This is what you call the router of someone on an online game who has very slow internet connection and therefore has high latency and lags a lot.

Gamer 1: Omfg I can't play with this delay. There is such much lag
Gamer 2: Nobody else is lagging its just you.
Gamer 3: Yeah you just have a wooden router.

Wooden-Onesie

To be dead inside of a coffin in SCOTLAND!!!!!!!!!!!

Wooden-Onesie Ex: She's got nothin on 'er but a wooden-onesie'.