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An X box life no lifer is usually a fat obese over weight teenager boy, around the age of 13-17.
He plays x box live all day, and night.
when he is not playing he is probably asleep for 18 hours.
Or eating junk food, using the computer, or taking a 20 pound dump.
1. Gets pissed when he gets killed in Call of Duty.
2.Swears to noobs online.
3.The only people he talks to are on xbox live.
4.He has more friends online than in real life.
5.He calls his "friends" by their Gamertags.
6.Is overweight.
7.smells bad.
8.Mostly ignores his last possible friends.
9.Sleeps a lot.
10.Works hard to get Achievements on games,
then feels accomplished.
11.The last thing he does before sleeping is turning off the game console,
the first thing he does in the morning is turn on the game console.
12.Gets mad when his parents don't buy him a game.
and forces them to.
Friend : Hey Bill want to go outside today ?
Bill: I can't, I'm too busy playing Xbox live.
Friend: Wow dude, you're an Xbox Live No Lifer.
Guy1: Where is Bill ?
guy2: I rang his doorbell and his mom came out saying
he is still asleep.
Guy1: What the hell ? It's 4pm. Still sleep ?
Guy2: Yeah man he is such an Xbox Live No Lifer.
Guy1: Where the hell is Bill ?
He was suppose to meet us today.
Guy2:Man he is either too busy playing Modern Warfare 2 with his xbox live friends, or he is still sleeping.
Guy1:What a damn Xbox Live No lifer.
Guy2: yeah Forget him, let's not talk to him.
Guy1:Screw that, let's not be friends with him no more.
Guy2:Hell yeah man, Forget that Xbox Live No Lifer.
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Once you get 6 people its already hell on earth.
Squeaker: YOU FUCKING KILLED ME YOU FUCKING FUCKER! I WILL FUCKING FUCK YOU UP FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING FAMILY THEY FUCKING STOLE MY FUCKING SHOT FUCKING GUN AND FUCKING KILLED ME AND FUCKING SHIT FUCK YOU BITCH
Chad: dude shut the fuck up calm down you're like 10
Squeaker: SHUT THE FUCK UP IM ACTUALLY 8 AND MY MOM GAVE ME 10 DOLLARS SO I BOUGHT THIS CHEAP ASS DDOSING PROGRAM I WILL TERMINATE YOUR FUCKING INTERNET AND YOU FUCKING WILL FUCKING NOT FUCKING HAVE FUCKING CONN-FUCKING-NECTION
Chad: ...
Squeaker: THE FUCK IS THAT IM TAKING AWAY YOUR INTERNET FUCKING BITCH
chad: cool
Squeaker: WHY THE FUCK DID IT NOT WORK
chad: because i have a vpn are you dumb
Squeaker: SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE-
Squeaker was removed from the party
chad: Xbox Live Parties in a nutshell.
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This is the most accurate way of grouping douchebags who play way too much on Xbox Live. Mostly seen on games such as Halo 2 and Call of Duty 4. It is also true that a clan does not count as having friends.
"I'm not part of any Xbox Live Clans, I have a life."
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We all know what the Xbox is, a revolutionary gaming console (aside from the Playstaion 3.).
However, Xbox LIVE can be used as slang for boxing. Controllers being the gloves.
Person 1: Hey man, wanna play some Xbox live?
Person 2: What game are you playing?
Person 1: Friday Night Fight live!
Person 2: Sure!!!
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A girl/woman who gets on Xbox Live because she is too ugly to pick up guys in REAL LIFE. She is so fucking pathetic she always is in "groups" or "clans" with all males to get fake attention. Usually, she finds a few she likes the most and harrasses the shit out of them. She is usually a dark haired person never could be a blonde. Blondes have more class than to be on Xbox Live. It is for LOSERS. Any female that is on it is even more a piece of shit loser than a male. Gross. These people need real lives. Pathetic losers! Get a job or maybe a life!
Xbox LIVE WHORE: O-M-G! I am so fat. I ate a piece of lettuce today. I think I overate!
Xbox Live MALE LOSER: Aw, babygirl. You are not fat! You are the hottest chick on the planet!
Xbox LIVE WHORE: ~(Thinks to self-He is feeding in the palm of my hand)
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A super tough guy, ( on xbox live) Who takes no nothin from nobody. They are the pride of the United states of America. They are lead by The pope, George Bush, The Gingertouch, Sunsterr, and the prime founder XxThexTyrantxX. The new xbox live thug trainees are as followed: Itz x 2 Insane. Ridinsolo13. and Bubba Joee, (hes a bit of a slow learner). Soon you will all know these proud marines as the XLTA, (Xbox live thugss of America).
The gingertouch, Sunsterr, XxThexTyrantxX. Xbox Live Thug
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a community of gamers who get togther online to play games on xbox live.
YO you want to join my xbox live clan they reall pwn in Call of duty
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