I love you but I hate you

I love you but you're so dumb and cute that I hate you.

greg ur so fucking dumb I love you but I hate you

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I don't shut up I grow up and when i look at you I throw up

How to instantly get strangled and/or get made fun of.

Bully: SHUT THE F*CK UP

Emily: I don't shut up I grow up and when I look at you I throw up *Thinks that she violated the bully*

Bully: *Instantly jumps on top of her and chokes her to death*

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You fool, I have 70 alternative accounts

When you're so lonely that you make friends to troll with you.

Shadow: Go ahead, I have 50 alternate accounts
Also Shadow: My fingers right on top of the delete button Eggman
Shadow: What are you going to do to stop me with your long toothpick legs.
Eggman: Hehehehehe haha
Eggman: You fool, I have 70 alternative accounts

If you know what I mean

A common phrase, that if added to the end of any simple sentance, can make it sound dirty.

I'm gonna go scuba diving tonight, if you know what I mean.

I'm gonna make the bed, if you know what I mean.

We paid the bills the other day, if you know what I mean.

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you know what I mean?

a communication tactic commonly used among close friends to clarifly that they are on the same wave length.

One friend to another: "I would go but I don't feel like being the third wheel, you know what I mean."

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you know what I mean?

Phrase used by the inarticulate and dimwitted as a comma and to buy time and cover their lack of knowledge of a subject on which they have decided to speak and the resulting insecurity this engenders.

It is particularly irritating in sportspeople, presenters and commentators as they are paid way in excess of the average salary of their audience precisley to tell them what it is they mean. The unspoken assumption is that the audience are already well aware of the 'gem of wisdom' or 'fact' (or see cliche) imparted by the 'expert' and that there really is no need to pay him or her £5000 an episode to provide such insightless insights.

Well, burumble balarumbler schumacher clam clam diddly pitstop gloomer. Knowarramean?

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if you know what i mean

Added to the end of a sentence to make it sound dirty ... hinting towards a possible sexual meaning.

John - Dude you got an A in calculus!!!
Mike - Yeah its the result of some one on one tutoring with Ms Claudia if you know what I mean

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