my dick is in your mouth

Getting absolutely destroyed
Like, damn
Think this: You playing 2K19 and you getting your ass beat 65-12

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Friend: Oh my god, bro! My dick is in your mouth. MY DICK IS IN YOUR MOUTH!

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plums in your mouth

of having others’ testicles in one's mouth

you were born with plums in your mouth

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eat out your mouth

Essentially voracious kissing; or, when the act of kissing reaches such a hyper-aroused level that it resembles the act of eating out an asshole or vagina.

Mildred, your lips look so juicy that I want to fucking eat out your mouth!

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shut the heck your mouth

A phrase used to as an alternative to shut the hell your mouth, as found in popular tumblr culture. A way to tell someone beneath you who has attempted to point out a flaw in your argument, make your failures obvious, or insult you to stop talking. The jumbled phrases activates their fight or flight response and they will have NO idea what to say. Your nonsense puts them in a stupor, therefore, you appear to be the victor.

Susan: I'm gonna get surgery to look like a porcelain doll.
Carl: Why? Aren't toilets already made out of porcelain?
Susan: Shut the heck your mouth

that's what your mouth says

A way to tell someone you don't believe them, or to say they're full of shit.

John: " Dude, did you know you can actually drink air?"
Jeph:" Yeah right!"
John: "No, seriously! I saw a thing about it!"
Jeph:" That's what your mouth says dude."

dick in your mouth! [DIYM]

shoving your index finger into an unsuspecting open mouth

some dumptruck at a bar won't quit yapping her hussy face off; rather than insulting her and her friends or trying to continue to just get laid, wait for an obnoxious laugh and pop your entire finger into her mouth while saying "dick in your mouth! DIYM". conversation satisfyingly over, and at least you get a good laugh out of it.

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Shut the hell your mouth

1. A grammatically incorrect way of telling someone to “shut the hell up,” usually with less intensity and ill-intent.

2. An ironic comeback similar to “no u.”

Note: can also be spelled “shut the heck your mouth” for even less ill intent.

1. Guy 1: “Dude that is actually the most retarded thing you’ve ever done”

Guy 2: “Shut the hell your mouth noob!”

2. Tryhard Gamer: “You are literally the worst person in human existence”

Troll: “shut the hell your mouth i’m actually carrying this whole team right now you’re actually so bad bro”

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