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to insert your penis on the zipper and zip up, causing massive devastation to your penis.
Dude, I was bored one night, and saw my zipper jacket on the floor. SO I decided to zipper fuck it. Not a very good idea beacuse now my dick looks like a pot-sticker.
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consits of 142 teeth said to hold back the incredible hulk but highly unlikly becuz of his slender size
"what has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?"
"what?"
"aaron's zipper"
"with his slender size that is physically imposible"
"it was funny when i told a chick"
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Specifically a penis, but more generally, the notion thereof.
Wanda and Trixie slapped on enough makeup to alter the stock price of Max Factor and went out to the clubs, trolling for zipper trout.
When Trixie finally caught up with Wanda, she was locked in a toilet stall in the Men's, apparently bobbing for toilet trout.
See also toilet trout
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The area near your dick/VJ where your zipper bulges up usually when you sit down and makes it look like you have a HUGE erection. this is for both men and women but if your a woman and your not lady gaga nobody will think you actually have an erection so really only men have a problem with this.
man near you: "Dude, What the hell control your dick"
you: "dont worry man, its just my zipper dick"
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When you steal somebody's zipper off of their pants with a taser. This usually ends in a very painful result.
Dude, Jessica just totally went off to Zap the Zipper on Vincent!
Homo, an asshole that is so gay, you can feel the gay eminating from their pores. (Faggot)
Wow, that guy sounds really fruity, must be a zipper puppet.
A Zipper lip is when a female is so cum drunk and cock hungry, she hastily rips the zipper down and while doing so her lip get caught in the zipper.
That chic wanted my cock so badly she got zipper lip.