It basically means “Fuck off you loser”
1: I kick puppies
2: “Zonk Off, Squeeb!”
A powerful and easy move for self defense, made popular with its usage by Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan
Girl: Some creep tried to grope me but i used the zonk punch and broke his skull and neck
Girl 2: Slay
Pat zonked first lets piss on him.
Pat is such a zonker.
That shit was way too loud for Pat, kid zonked.
When you are talking to someone, but get side-tracked and you don't even remember to continue to talk to the person.
He was just talking to me but he totally zonked on me.
A zonk is where you cum in a bottle and make your girl drink it
Yo bro last night i gave my girlfriend a zonk
1. hit or strike.
2. fall or cause to fall suddenly and heavily asleep or lose consciousness.
1. "Charley really zonked me"
2. "I always just zonk out and sleep straight through"