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I pledge alligence to the flag of United States of America, and to the republic, of which it stands, one nation under god indivisible with liberty and justice for all, but I copy and pasted this
When "skid mark" simply won't suffice to explain what has happened in your underpants.
I can't put these in the laundry basket. It looks like a tractor trailer did a brake stand in my underwear. Quick get me a stick I think I am just gonna burn em.
A thing hung on ur wall that has pictures on it and is named by gharabawy.
Gharabawy loves the picture stand on jumanas wall.
This phrase is used to express disappointment in ur friend. It's nigerian pidgin English.
Oga wetin be dat? Are you mad? Mek'am stand hya do dis ting oo!
Maybe the confederacy pledge? I dunno.
Please rise for the Pledge of Confederacy. "I pledge allegiance to the South of the Confederate States of America. And to the confederacy, for which it stands, one nation, under God, divisible from the Union, with Liberty and Justice for the South."
When your girl has to pee at the bar but there is piss all over the toilet so she does a half squat to pee inside the garbage can
There was piss all over the gender neutral toilet so I had to do a standing ovation
when you stand up while shitting and the shit makes a clap on the water
how was your shit?
great man, i had a standing ovation