dickpie (n.) - a noun meaning something annoying annoying but required.
samir: "how's that research class going?"
dee: "man, it's a dickpie of a class man."
samir: "sorry to hear about your dickpie class man."
To splooge in a short amount of time, usually when your roommate leaves for a short interval of time.
Example: Your roommate leaves to take a dump for five minutes, so you rush and squeeze in a speed splooge while theyâre out of the room.
Roommate: *uses bathroom for 5 minutes and returns*
Splooger: âi hit a speed splooge while you were out.â
when you stand up while shitting and the shit makes a clap on the water
how was your shit?
great man, i had a standing ovation