dickpie

dickpie (n.) - a noun meaning something annoying annoying but required.

samir: "how's that research class going?"

dee: "man, it's a dickpie of a class man."

samir: "sorry to hear about your dickpie class man."

speed splooge

To splooge in a short amount of time, usually when your roommate leaves for a short interval of time.

Example: Your roommate leaves to take a dump for five minutes, so you rush and squeeze in a speed splooge while they’re out of the room.

Roommate: *uses bathroom for 5 minutes and returns*
Splooger: “i hit a speed splooge while you were out.”

standing ovation

when you stand up while shitting and the shit makes a clap on the water

how was your shit?
great man, i had a standing ovation