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The night you spend in the bathroom after eating Mexican food for dinner.
After eating dinner last night at (insert Mexican restraunt name) I had a Burrito Noche.
When you take foreskin, elongate it, and let it crust over time letting cheese form inside. Then you roll it, so it’s layered with cheese and foreskin, making a sort of fucked up burrito with layers and you then let someone give you a blowjob.
Jonus: “Dude how did it go with Jessy last night?”
Gabriel: “I gave her that meat and cheese burrito (explains definition).”
Jonus: “What the fuck.”
one pissed off Mexican. or spic for tht matter
Billy: Holy shit, look at Juan!
Evan: Jesus fuck, his eyes are red!
Billy: Man, that's one Blazin Burrito
A sexual act involving a flesh light filled with diarrhea
I left a surprise Bangkok burrito in his night stand - he’ll never get the smell out of his fleshlight
A burrito consumed after really good sex, typically eaten between the hours of 1 and 3 am
Dude I just ate a hella good Victory Burrito after fucking that bitch.
most bestest gam everr
person 1: burrito bison? epic?
person 3 yes, lol epic
when you are fucking your guy in the ass and then proceed to get another guy to unknowingly suck your dick post ass fuck
"Last night I fucked Mikey in the ass and then gave Andrew a burrito surprise."