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The act of going down on a girl after she is pissed off in hopes of avoiding all argumental confrontation
Jessica was so pissed off last night about me getting home late I had to wake her up with a sneak attack
When anything battery powered suddenly dies.
Q: Why'd you hang up on me?
A: I didn't. My phone had a batt attack.
Q: WTF does batt attack mean?
A: I'd look it up on urbandictionary.com but my MacBook is recovering from a batt attack.
When your on your bed with her forcinating missionary,you take it out her vagina and stick it in her butt.
Me and my girl was doing bits the other day,I pulled a surprise attack.
When your getting your physical and the doctor leans down to look at your balls so you make your cock move so it hits them in the face
-bro, I did A surprise attack on my doctor once, the results were surprising.
-I might have to try that some day.
A euphemism used by the Tory Party for lying
George Osborne has been put in charge of Attack Comms against the Labour Party
when someone named felix attacks you
"FUCK IM HAVING A FELIC ATTACK MOM HELP"
When a person walks into your wank shelter and they just stare at you while your fapping but you dont stop fapping even when you know that their there in front of you in shock.
David:(fapping) OHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHH.
Davids Mother:(walks into wank shelter)DAVID WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!!!!!
David:(ignores mother and keeps fapping and has a fap-attack)